Table Manners
Crikey. This certainly isn’t something we’d be expecting to see when heading out for breakfast in the morning.
Sure, he looks polite enough now, sitting patiently at the table waiting to be served his dinner. But is he waiting for you to bring him out a tasty bowl of porridge? Or is he waiting to gobble you up the moment you set foot within his grasp?
He looks so sweet right now just sitting there, but it’s almost too perfect. Proceed with caution.
Doggie Driver
Honestly, the drivers here! Total animals!
To be honest, this perfect pooch could probably do a better job than some of the maniacs we see on the road these days.
If you think about it, a dog has the perfect temperament for a responsible driver—happy to be trained, learn pretty quickly, and mostly just desperately keen to please everyone else.
Actually, that would only work if all the other drivers were dogs too. On the human roads, he would spend days waiting for someone to give him right of way.
You Can’t Sit With Us
Who says that dogs can’t make it into the popular crowd? Sure, most dogs are kind of the opposite of what we might call a mean girl or queen-bee type—they’re sort of more the kind of person that hangs outside your locker waiting for you to come out of class so they can tell you they like your hair the way you wore it yesterday.
Who’d have thought that this good boy, earlier yapping with unrestrained joy at his owner returning through the front door, would now be fixing us with these steely elitist gaze?