Not Impressed
This cat looks pretty mortified, and we can’t say we blame him. Many an ignominy has a cat had to bear at the hands of their owner, and this guy is no different. He’s just tuned out until this whole embarrassing scene is over.
We are not sure which is the more insulting, the bizarrely small and stiff and totally unnecessary sweater vest, the ridiculously tiny cake, or the sad, lonely singular candle.
Whatever it is, this cat’s simply not having it. We’re with ya, buddy.
Selfie Time
If there’s one thing cats like to do, it’s admire themselves. Whether it’s spending hours preening and pruning themselves, grooming their fur to within an inch of its life—or staring at themselves in the mirror with the intensity of having just witnessed an impossible, yet handsome ghost, cats are pretty much well known for being kind of into themselves.
So really it should come as no surprise to pick up your phone and discover a bunch of selfies taken by your furry friend in awe of his own cuteness.
Branch Managers
Look at these two good boys waiting patiently at the bank desk. Who wouldn’t give them any sort of loan or mortgage they asked for, just from their overwhelming adorableness?
Is it illegal to bring dogs into banks? If it is, it’s probably because it’s more likely to be able to woo the bank teller into writing you a couple of blank checks to PetSmart.
We wonder if they are there to make a woofdrawal of some kind, or maybe a large depawsit?