The first page
If you’re going to steal a photo from Google and pass it off as your own, you should probably go past the first page of the search engine. In fact, you should probably go past the first image.
Otherwise, you can almost guarantee that someone is going to come along, question the quality of the photo – and your snowboarding skills – and chase things up for themselves. This guy needs to try harder next time, and we’re not just talking about his stint on the snow.
Wife Me Up
Not everyone shares the same dreams. For some, a satisfying life consists of hard work and independence. For others, a family will fulfill everything they could ever want.
Regardless of the life you want to live, take comfort in knowing that you can achieve anything you set your mind to, even if you’ve already sent out pictures of your most intimate body part to the internet. Dream big, people.