Yeah, that oughta help a lot
Look, we aren’t looking to get political here. We understand that everyone in all the governing bodies across the world are working overtime in order to figure out how to deal with such an unprecedented situation. Everyone is struggling. But at the same time , we’re pretty sure that it’s not quite a controversial statement to say that $600 isn’t really going to do all that much to help the people who are having a hard time right now.
The American government does know that rent is, uh, really, really expensive now, right? Someone should tell them that.
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Every teen has gotten in over their head while their parents were gone before. That feeling when you realize that the house is absolutely trashed and that there is no time to clean it is one of absolute panic. What are you going to do? ten minutes until they got home early from their camping trip, and you have no plan.
Well, this person figured out the greatest scheme of all time to use in this situation. Just leave the house and walk in after them, acting completely clueless as to why there’s such a mess.