Aw man, we wanted to eat that
Some people say that America really doesn’t have its own culture and that “American culture” is just a mixture of all the different cultures that exist within the nation. That might be true, but there is one thing that feels quintessentially American: the cheeseburger. When you bite into one, you’re tasting America.
You’re also watching all of the contents of the other side of the burger fly off into space while you bite into one. But the more important thing is the American part of it. Let’s focus on that, if we can.
Making her own raccoon
There are certain animals out there that we just wish were domesticated so bad. Can you imagine how amazing it could be to have a pet monkey that never even thought about ripping your face off? That would be pure joy. There are other great animals out there that we wish we could have as pets too. Like raccoons, for instance. Those little trash pandas are just ridiculously cute.
But we guess we could always follow this person’s example and just recolor our dog to look like a raccoon if it came down to it. Close enough, right?