Animal Person
What a strange situation. It’s almost as if this guy deliberately set up the question and answer with his bird so that he could confuse people to try and make it about his beard instead.
Because he clearly does have a very distinctive beard, which must be a big part of his look. We hope he didn’t just get and shave a random bird, just for the sake of this weird conversation.
Short Man Syndrome
Another hilarious dose of harshness, this time from someone who may be a super savage mom, or just a harsh dating app messenger who receives a really hilarious joke in response.
Because as we know, many girls do immediately rule out guys for not being a certain height or above. But is this rejection really coming from this guy’s mom, or is he making a brilliant joke out of it? We’ll never know.