Cereal Killer
We know that not everyone can be a culinary genius and a super talented whizz in the kitchen. But there’s a lot of grey area between a professional chef and someone who doesn’t know how cereal bars work.
It appears that this person perhaps thought cereal bars were the food equivalent of a bath bomb and that if he just placed it in the bowl it would spring to life and become regular cereal. Absolutely hilarious.
Random Ransom
We don’t know whether this is a mom or a dad texting here, but our money’s on a dad. Because it’s just such a classic dad joke to respond to a pretty normal message like this, but turn it into some imaginary heist or kidnap movie.
Of course, we don’t think that the parent texting here actually thought their child had been kidnapped or being held to ransom, but they couldn’t help but make this silly joke.