Small Talk
U/Jsmith2377: “While away at college, my mother decided to call me. I was at the movies and had my phone off. A normal person would call, get no answer, leave a message. Not my mom. I got out of the movie and found she had left 13 voicemails- all at least a minute long.
I also had one from my father. She had called him when she couldn’t reach me. He being the completely normal human being simply said ‘call your mom’. When I called her back, she yelled for several minutes. I asked her finally what she wanted. She ‘just wanted to chat.'”