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Master Criminal
U/broomheezy: “My uncle started a fight in his regular pub in his 20s after they tried to charge him an extra 10p for his usual l—- and lime (10p for the lime). He kicked the s— out of the bartender, broke a police officer’s nose, and it took 8 of them to bring him down in the end I believe.
He still boasts to this day about how he came out of prison with more criminal knowledge than he went in with and how he used to make metal hooks for the other prisoners which they’d use to scale the fences to try and escape. He thinks it makes him sound cool and edgy…Can’t stand him!”