Milking It
U/MrsDwightShrute: “My mom wouldn’t let me open a new milk without her permission or open anything really without it. Like we would have an extra milk in the garage fridge and I would use the rest of the mil inside. Instead of a normal household where you could just get more I had to call her and ask.
The first time I realized this wasn’t normal is when I friend went to open a new gallon of milk and I got super anxious and was like ‘dude you have to call your mom right now or she’ll freak out.’ She was like ‘umm…my mom will be okay if I need a glass of milk.’ It suddenly clicked that my mom was a control freak.”